whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Anti Joke

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