why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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What is the difference?

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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