Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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800 people died last year. end of story

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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Women's rights

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Brain fart

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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