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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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