Your adopted

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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pobody's nerfect

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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