theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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Waffles ate my grandma

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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How old are you? 7

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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All of these jokes are about white people

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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