- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Sloths

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

why was the cat black it was a black cat

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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