- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

the NAACP

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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