- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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