- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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