- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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