roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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