Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

1+1=2

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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