- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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