- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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