What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What fires shots? A gun

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Want to hear a joke? Obama

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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