Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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