- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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