- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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