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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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