- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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