why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

rent a cops

Do the roar!

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...