- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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