- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

A woman walks into a bar.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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