What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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knock knock who's there ?

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Major League Soccer

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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