A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Anti Joke

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