- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

A woman walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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