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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Whose your daddy? Not me

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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