what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Smeg...

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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