What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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