- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What would u like to drink?

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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