What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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God is real.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Golf.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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