whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

How did the black person die? Of old age

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Yo Mama just died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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