Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Lololol

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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What's 2+2? Fish

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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