- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Potassium? K.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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