- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

The New York Giants

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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