Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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