- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

No antijoke here.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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