A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

How did the black person die? Of old age

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

WOw you have no life

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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