Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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Your face is hilarious.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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