- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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