- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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