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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Why? Why not?

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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