- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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