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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Your mom is so old she died

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

what is 3+3= 8

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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