- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

can you touch your toes? no

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

Knock knock... Home invasion

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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