- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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