rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

a black man did not eat chicken.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Granny porn!

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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