Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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