- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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