- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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