Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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taking out the trash... at night

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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