Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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