roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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