Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

knock knock who's there? faith

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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