Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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lewis=cardiac

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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