- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

An orphan falls off a cliff.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Women's rights.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

I love alchohol!

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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