You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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What's half of 8? o

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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