What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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this website even though its hilarious.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Im gay What about you

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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