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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

your so fat. your fat!

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

dallen loves penis

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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