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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

A praying mantis is very graceful

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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