- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

my gramma died

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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