What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Anti Jokes = Drained

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

why dont they make black forks

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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