Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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