Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Good afternoon.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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