What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Flowers are colors Love me

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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