a black man did not eat chicken.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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Granny porn!

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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antijoke is the best website.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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