Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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a man makes a bad joke

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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outside your comfort zone

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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