- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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