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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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