- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

a. why? b. because

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What rhymes with milk...milf

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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