- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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