My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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