Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

A car walks into a bar.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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