What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

What is my name? I dont know

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

your so fat. your fat!

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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