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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Why did the black man die? He was shot

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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