- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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