- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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