- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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