A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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