MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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WILLYS

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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PENIS :)

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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