- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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