- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??