What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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What is life? Paul.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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