A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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