Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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