what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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