What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

A hill billy went fishing

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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