"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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