- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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