- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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