- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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