What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

womens rights

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

knock knock who's there? your destiny

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

A house comes around the corner.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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