What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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