- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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