- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Granny porn!

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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