Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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http://media.photobucket.com/image/whale%20penis/marcus1v0/whale_penis2.jpg

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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I'm tired.

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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