- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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