- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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