- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

binladin walks into the american seals

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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