- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

why did your mum die young because she had canser

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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