why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Why? Because.

homosexual rights to marriage

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Democracy.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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