What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled it up, slightly spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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