- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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