- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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