What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

whats brown and sticky a stick

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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