Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Jesus Christ

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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