- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

A baby seal walks into a club.

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