Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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Emily Walker.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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Anti Joke

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