- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Knock knock knock OCD

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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